My dear imaginary Captain MacKenzie, you are not real and never will be. By the end of the afternoon, he had hair (brown), eyes (blue), a voice (deep, with a Highland burr), a rank (captain), and a personality (firm, but intelligent and kind).She writes letters to an imaginary lover and ships it off to god knows where. Suddenly her not-real suitor had a name. A brave, brave soldier who has fallen in love with her at first sight. So in order to avoid coming out and facing people, Maddie invents an imaginary lover, Logan MacKenzie. She is quite accomplished as an amateur artist, happiest in her own company, sketching nature.like the mating rituals of a pair of lobsters, lovingly named Fluffy and Rex. Maddie has what we would call today Social Anxiety Disorder. Instead, lovely Anne wants to dress Maddie up and give her a season so Maddie can find her One Twoo Wuv. She has a stepmother that she wishes were an evil stepmother. I assure you, you will love this book.ġ6-year old Maddie is dreadfully shy. I assure you that the love interest and his motives are noble (if questionable.I mean, it's still blackmail.) I am not a fan of assholes. I know that's a bad start for any tale, but believe me when I say that this story was so good. The love interest in this book blackmails the heroine into marriage. I solemnly proclaim myself sane, with a fierce hatred for assholes. Never has a tale starting in blackmail been so romantic. Like all of the books in this series, this story is utterly adorable. I was wrong.”Whatever you do, do NOT read this book at work unless you want to be thought insane for bursting into laughter. “Until just now, I would have said there was nothing remaining that could surprise me in bed. He flipped onto his back and lay there, blinking up at the ceiling. It’s only that I keep thinking of lobsters.”

When a scot ties a knot